fix my hair when you notice it’s in a weird place
- put your arm out and won’t let me cross the street for safety
- place your hand on my back for reassurance
- when you make sure the pillow is in the right place when I’m sleeping
I love your face.
I love your face.
I’m a major culprit and so are you. Not sure why I do it or why anyone does it. In the moment it seems like a great idea but when I wake up in the morning, the first thing I do is check my phone. The feeling of regret starts to set in before anything is confirmed.
Saturday night I had a 6 pack of beer and a bottle of wine. Don’t judge. This was my drunk text last night (or at least part of it):
Mind you I was watching Freaks and Geeks while getting intoxicated. Yup, that’s right…I wrote that I was “super trill.” The response to my text was awesome ”let’s party!”
Woke up at around 12 on Sunday, took a looooong shower, ate some tacos, met up with a friend and drank a bit more.
“People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals – that is, goals that do not inspire them”
No, bitch I don’t. Do you know who I am?! Ok, I think we’re even then.
Not sure why people choose this route when things aren’t going their way. Working in customer service you hear all sorts of nonsense:
“I’ma blogger and I will destroy you”
“I’ma stylist and I know people”
“I spend thousands of dollars and I will tell all my friends”
“I need to talk to someone who will override your decision”
The best one yet!!!:
“I’m going to call the news and all the media!” <-This legit happens.
Really? Why? ::shaking my head:: I don’t know what’s it like being entitled or going around places thinking I’m a “Boss ass bitch”. I don’t get it.
If you have tons of money, why are you yelling at me because you spent $40 and now we’re giving you store credit because you past your 30 days to return. YOU’VE HAD 30 DAYS TO RETURN YO SHIT! It’s your fault. NOT MINE.
If you’re a blogger, especially a fashion blogger, do you not read the return policies to return your “outfit of the day”?!
I should call the media on ALL of YOU to show how ridiculous you can be. We’ll place your scandal right next to the issues in Syria.